Wladimir Klitschko was the final heavyweight champion of the world before the sport of boxing died at his hands. In 2011 Wladimir signed to fight homosexual cruiserweight champion David Haye. For the first time since Lennox Lewis Mike Tyson retired, the world actually noticed a heavyweight boxing match. The sport was poised to receive a much-needed shot in the arm.

Then the fight happened, and Wladimir spent 12 rounds pecking out a cautious decision victory over a guy half his size (who was himself a giant pussy in his own right) while the casual fans who had tuned in all announced that boxing was boring and dead and that they would rather watch gay pornography.

It is well known that Wladimir Klitschko wouldn't have had a chance against Boston Tom McMustache. Of course no heavyweight in history would have had a chance against Boston Tom McMustache, except possibly for Sugar Nikolai Valuev, so this is no insult to Wladimir.

The most staunch supporters of his are known as Klitlickers.