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The cock nosed monkey just doesn't give a fuck. He will end your nan while Snoop Doggs bitches braid his har and then he'll dunk his rich tea biscuits in your beighbours tzatziki without his consent.

Brought into existence by ESB poster NJ, named by ESB poster Squeezyflump, the cock nosed monkey is a legend, he impregnates slagues by sneezing near them.

He has been mentioned by Teeto and GPater in some of Team Barrys classic anthems, a cult icon.